Total Medals Earned: 713 (From 165 different games.) Total Medal Score: 10,990 Points
Medals Earned: 1/10 (10/355 points)
Collect 25 coins in one play
Destroy 5 enemies
Collect 100 coins in all time
Collect 100 coins in one play
Destroy 25 enemies
Collect 1000 coins in all time
Collect all 6 artifacts
Destroy the final boss
Purchase every upgrade
Earn every other Medal
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/160 points)
Crash Your Bowl
Beat the Blowfish Boss
Die trying to jump a shark
Bounce off the backs of 2 turtles in a row
Beat the Frog boss
Beat the Walrus boss
Travel more than 1000m in Endless mode
Medals Earned: 2/4 (15/90 points)
Defeat Stabby's 2nd Form
Defeat Stabby's 3rd Form
Defeat Stabby's Final Form
Defeat the Boss without Losing a Life
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/40 points)
Hey look there's more than one of me
So trapping them and not letting them finish is okay?
You completed the game
Medals Earned: 18/18 (660/660 points)
Watching kredit make me STRONG
Listen to a song linked in the credits
Where is he?
Stuck the landing
*Obnoxious Airhorn Sound*
You knew he'd be in this game somewheres
Wake up and smell the snow
Achieve the Rank CA
Achieve the Rank GI
Achieve the Rank IRO
Achieve the Rank PD
Achieve the Rank TB
Get a total of 101 fails
Find all 60 unique fails
Unlock every medal, then click the icon (ingame)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/8 (30/230 points)
Travel at least 1 kilometer in a single run.
Hoard at least 100 gold in a single run.
Level up at least once.
Travel at least 2 kilometers in a single run.
Hoard at least 200 gold in a single run.
Travel at least 3 kilometers in a single run. You are officially good at the game.
Hoard at least 300 gold in a single run. You're either too good, or too frugal.
Level up to level 3.
Medals Earned: 6/7 (115/125 points)
Ride the Crazy Train
This can't be good
That looked like it hurt
Unlock the puzzle door
Find the secret passage
Complete the game
An angry Ducky is a Demonic Ducky
Medals Earned: 2/8 (30/140 points)
Push all the buttons
Finish the game
call 911 or 112
Insert wrong floppy disc 5 times
Call a random number
Listen to all tracks on tape
Listen to all hotline options
Really listen to ALL the options
Medals Earned: 3/12 (15/60 points)
You got the F
You got the O
You got the R
You got another O
You got the glorious G
You got the H
You got the I
You got the little N
You got the M
You got the N
The vanishing space
You got the T
Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/365 points)
You reach your first 10. Prepare for a long journey.
Wow. Nice one. You finally understand that 2+2=4. Congrats.
You reach 1000. You are a logic master. You can put it on your CV.
You have reached 1000 in less than five minutes. It's impressive!
You reach 5000. Only few players get this medals, you are really good at this game!
Beardroid, the developer of this game, is honored to give you this diamond medal for your effort. You're the best.